tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40274690921373322562024-02-07T09:52:01.623-08:00Vault of Mysterious Reviews!CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.comBlogger119125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-91330220251082261562013-09-21T08:34:00.000-07:002013-09-21T08:34:19.723-07:00The Spirit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<em>Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City.</em><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Frank Miller is the most influential man in comic
books.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He reinvented Batman, and Daredevil.
He created Ronnin and Sin City.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He can
create a tough guy character better than most Hollywood writers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Because of this someone saw fit to let him
direct a Spirt film, thus proving he needs to stick with comics.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;">The Spirit is a favorite comic of mine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its a about a cop, thought dead, who lives in
a cemetery and fights crime.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That's it,
simple.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He wears a Lone Ranger mask.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No powers, nothing fancy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Too bad the film has nothing to do with
this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>See in this turd of a film The
Spirit has incredible strength and can heal like Wolverine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He battles the Octopus, played by Samuel
Jackson.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I assume they hired him so he
can yell, as that's all this character does.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Hes a criminal, they fight allot, though sinks at each other and
stuff.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its awful.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My head hurts just writing about it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Scarlett Johansen is smoking hot in the film,
but other than that it stinks.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its
filmed in hat black and white with color splotches like Sin City.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sin City is great, this is not.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It is the worst comic film ever made.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The David Hasselhoff Nick Fury Film is
Citizen Cain compared to this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don't
watch it, avoid it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If someone trys to
give it to you throw it at them, punch them, and run, as they obviously hate
you and want to cause you harm.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><em>Overall 1 out of 5 Stars (Because Scarlett Johansen is hot)</em></strong></span>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-9688298421095296752013-09-21T08:31:00.000-07:002013-09-22T16:50:24.717-07:00Barbwire City<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Ahh a documentary, something I rarely, if ever
review.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There have already been a few ECW
Documentaries.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Rise and Fall Of ECW,
which is just fantastic, and Forever Hardcore, which, to be honest, I never
really cared for.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Barb Wire City is the
latest, well not the latest it actually is a labor of the last 12 years.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It just got released last.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This one is very clever.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It intertwines the past of the present.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As we are taken through the history of ECW we
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;">This one uses Fan Cam footage, raw footage filmed with a
hand held camera.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its all they can use
as WWE owns the commercial footage.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This
one is almost a cautionary tale of how not to run a company.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We hear from fans and wrestling journalist
about the highs, and lows of ECW.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We see
Axl Rotten when he was active in ECW, and now after suffering Bells Palsy
and still competing in hardcore matches.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>We see Balls Mahoney taking chair shots, then footage of him now, where
IMO he just looks terrible.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is a
very nice compilation piece.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Will you
learn anything new, no because if your a fan you know the stories.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This one is cool though, because of the
handheld footage.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It embodies that
gritty blue collar look that ECW was always known for.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-41821771629476594802013-09-21T08:23:00.000-07:002013-09-22T16:55:48.442-07:00Punisher War Zone<br />
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<em>After hunting down and killing hundreds of violent criminals, Frank Castle, aka The Punisher, faces his most deadly foe yet: Jigsaw.</em><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Ray Stevens aka Low Rent Vinnie Jones steps in as the
worst Punisher yet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Problem is, this one
gets the origin right.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Frank Castles
family is murdered in Central park and he goes on a one man war against
crime.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He wears a stupid looking turtle
neck bullet proof vest with a skull spray painted on it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He looks stupid as hell.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>he does however take out criminals the
Punisher way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>By that I mean he kills
them in very graphic over the top bloody way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Along the way he takes a mobster and throws him into a glass crusher,
thus mangling his face and turning him into Punisher comic villain, Jigsaw.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jigsaw goes to the nut house and breaks out
his bat shit crazy brother Loony Bin Jim and they go after the Punisher.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Theres some silly sub plot about Punisher
protecting a little girl and her mom, but who cares.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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low rent.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bad acting, bad editing, bad
dialogue, just bad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its fun in a bad way,
but not enough for me to recommend unless your a punisher fan.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<em>An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash vengeance upon the corrupt businessman who slew his family</em><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Thomas Jane gets his turn as the Punisher in this big
budget film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He plays Frank Castle, a
FBI agent who after being involved in a bust where local crime lord Howard
Saints son is killed goes on a large family reunion with his, and his wife's
family.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When I say large, I mean
large.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Like were talking 8 cousins twice
removed large.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well Howard Saint finds
out where he is and has a hit squad take out everyone.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Granted this is not the Punisher origin, but
hey go big or go home.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So after everyone
is killed, except for Frank of Course he gets the shirt his son bought for him,
which is, yes, a skull shirt he goes back to LA to seek revenge.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He moves into an apt complex and befriends
his neighbors, then decides to go and take out Howard Saint.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">He doesn't kill tons of people per say, he punishes
them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>he makes Saint believe his wife
and best friend are sleeping together, before storming Howard's office.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There is a great fight between him, and The
Russian, played by Kevin Nash, and a nice scene where a pierced up Ben Foster
is tortured by having his piercings pulled out.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</span>Not really, but it is however my favorite of the three that have been
made.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its fun, well made, well acted,
and Thomas Jane is still the best actor to play the punisher.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Plus he wears a skull shirt.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Dolph Lundgren stars as some guy named Frank who's family
gets blown up in a car bombing and he decides to become a vigilante.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He's called the Punisher, but hes too stupid
to wear a black shirt with a skull.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Instead he wears leather pants and a leather biker coat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He lives in the sewers like a homeless Batman,
drives around on a motorcycle and has a drunk homeless English sidekick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He kills mobsters, and other criminals while
being pursued by his old partner Luis Gosset Jr.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The plot involves the Yakuza coming to take over the drug
trade in Canada, I mean New York.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Side
note, we can tell when a New York movie is not filmed in New York people.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyway, the Yakuza kidnap all the kids of the
New York Canadian mob families and threaten to kill them unless they agree to
work for the Yakuza.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Punisher
without the skull shirt, must stop them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>He even teams up with the mob at the end to take the Yakuza down.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>Dolph is great, the action is very violent, and over the top.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The film, although low budget is actually
well made.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Had Dolph worn the Skull
shirt he would have made a good Punisher.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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I love decorating the house for holidays. I really do, so does my 4 year old. We both love Halloween. Every year we buy a few new decorations and add to our outside display. I always thought I had a very nice set up, until I watched Halloween Home Haunts.<br />
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Halloween Home Haunts in the brainchild of Jonathan Morken from Apprehensive Films. It follows several different people who go to great lengths to turn there homes into Halloween attractions. Some of them have gotten so large they have turned into professional haunted houses.<br />
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Everyone interviewed has a passion for there decorations and set ups. Everyone had a theme, from graveyards, to the old west, to witches, and pumpkins. One young lady had a giant evil pumpkin made from chicken wire. Yes, some of these amazing designs are actually homemade. I was beyond happy to learn there is a web page to make your own tombstones. My son and I have already downloaded patterns.<br />
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Not everything is homemade however. Some people have spent upwards of thirty thousand dollars. And it shows. Motorized Jason's from Friday the 13th, fog, light, and strobe machines, plus every animatronic ghoul you could think of.<br />
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After a short visit with each decorator, where you learn about there favorite decorates, themes, set up, and love for Halloween you are given an eerie tour of the home when its all finished, set to a pulsing old horror school organ beat.<br />
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My son happened to walk in the room when it was one, and has watched it several times there after. He keeps informing me of what I will be buying this year. <br />
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This video will be available on September 17 I highly recommend picking it up. It will not only be a nice change from always seeing Christmas decorating shows, but if your a fan of decorating your house, it is sure to give you tons of ideas. And if your a fan of Halloween you will enjoy seeing these peoples passion, and of course awesome displays.<br />
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<strong>Overall 4 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-51991371895677947832013-07-03T17:50:00.001-07:002013-07-03T17:50:16.444-07:00Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
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<em>Hansel & Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.</em><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Ok I'll say it right off the bat, this is a fun
film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There is no other way to describe
it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It made no money, but it should
have, its fantastic.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Its the story of
Hansel and Gretal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Thew two kids who go
to the candy house and get trapped by a witch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Well they kill the witch and grow up to be demon hunters.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>See witch magic does not work on them so they
go from town to town hunting witches, trolls, demons, you name it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;">A small village hires them to help them find all the
children that have all gone missing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Turns out there is a coven of witches who need these kids for a spell
that will make them immune to fire.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Hansel and Gretal come in to stop them. Keep in mind, this is not a film
for kids.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's very violent, and
extremely bloody.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When witches, and
people for that matter are shot, they basically explode in a shower of blood.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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fun humor as well, I enjoy that Hansel acquired diabetes from being force feed
candy when the witch had him when he was a kid, so he has to take a shot every
8 hours to live.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The effect a great, the
Blu Ray looks fantastic and its a really great take on a classic Fairy
Tale.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Check it out.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<em>Boyka is back. This time he is fighting in the first ever inter-prison tournament with one knee</em><br />
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Man, how have I never reviewed this one?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The amazing Scott Adkins returns as Boyka.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As you may recall In Undisputed II He got his
knee destroyed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Because of that he is
not fighting in prison.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hard to do that
with a smashed knee.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So what does he
do?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He kicks mattresses, and lifts
buckets of dirty water with his bad leg.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>That leads him to being recovered.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>He enters the prisons ring and beats the crap out of there champion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>By doing this he earns himself a spot in a
large underground fighting tournament.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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Well that’s the film, not in a nutshell, but as a
whole.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Adkins is possibly the perfect specimen
when it comes to action stars.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Built, agile,
and can really fight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The moves he can
pull off are amazing, and defiantly not being done by anyone here in the
US.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The fight scenes are amazing, and that’s
the sell point of these films.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This
actually rivals Bloodsport when it comes to tournament fight scenes, and in the
final fight blows it away.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Ok, first I have to start off by saying, I love this
film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s a mocumentray about A pro
wrestler named Mad Dog Joe DeCurso.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>See
10 years ago during a 20 man over the top rope battle royal Mad Dog got his
opponent in a Hangman, which in wrestling speak is having the guys head twisted
between the top and middle rope.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Mad Dog
takes a run at him to deliver the big boot and kicks the guys head off.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As murder is illegal he is disqualified.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Unfortunately his opponents legs never
touched the floor so he won.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Too bad he’s
dead.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After this Mad Dog goes into
depression and disappears.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Many think he
jumped off a bridge and committed suicide.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>But wait now a masked wrestler has entered the scene, named, The
Mask.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His moves are very similar, almost
identical to Mad Dog.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Mad Dog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He hooks up with Dr Tweed,
president of the Mask is Mad Dog Fan Club.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>They drive around interviewing various wrestlers, and managers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All of which are played by real pro
wrestlers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Adrian Street even does the
music for the film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What follows is a hilarious
end up of documentaries and wrestling, that culminates during a 20 man battle
royal to finally crown a new champion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hilarious
dialogue, and tons of wrestling matches intertwined make for a hell of a
film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You don’t need to be a pro wrestling
fan to like this but it will help.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I saw
it back when it came out in 1985.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It is
still funny to me to this day.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<em>The leader of a drug cartel busts out of a courthouse and speeds to the Mexican border, where the only thing in his path is a sheriff and his inexperienced staff</em><br />
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Knoxville with him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Arnold plays a
former LA cop who has settled into a nice quiet town as the acting sheriff.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The town is small, so small 90% of it leaves
to go to another town for a football game.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Arnold stays behind to keep the peace.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>A joke as there is nothing going on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Well except for the fact a notorious drug lord has just broken out of
prison and is heading to Mexico.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
breaks out under Forrest Whitakers watch, which is not hard to do considering
that lazy eye he has.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyway, wouldn’t you
know it, the last town he and his murdering posse have to cross through is
Arnolds.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Arnold finds out he’s coming and
deputizes a few local folk, one of whom is local gun museum owner Johnny
Knoxville and they set out to stop the guy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;">This is truly a throwback film of the 80’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Low plot, cheesy action, one liners, the
works.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a lot of fun.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Nice amount of blood too.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In one scene
when Arnold and his team are arming up Luis Guzman picks up Arnolds old Conan
Sword.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I enjoyed the nice short run
time, as movies like this don’t need to be very long.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Unfortunately the films does have one major
flaw.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The end fight scene, not because of
Arnold, but more so the bad guy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s
very anti-climactic.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But not enough to
crash the film like Die Hard 3 did.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>You don’t need to be a fan of Arnold to enjoy this, just a fan of
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">he man, the myth, the legend, Jason Statham stars as
Parker.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A thief with a heart of
gold.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Really, it’s based on a book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I know that because I saw that
somewhere.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I didn’t read it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don’t want to.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyway the Statham is friends with old drunk
Nick Notice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Who does a convincing job
of acting sober in this film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He hooks
Parker up with a crew led by the always great Michael Chiklis.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They rob a fair ground, and then decide to
take Parkers share.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But as Parker is
played by Statham, he aint having that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>After a very nice fight scene that takes place in a moving car Parker is
left for dead.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Luckily and old farm
couple finds him and nurses him back to health.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;">That leads us to Palm Beach, where Parker is all healed up
and out for revenge.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He meets a realtor
played by the insanely gorgeous J-Lo and with her help they go after the gang
that doubles crossed him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Statham takes
out all the guys and gets his money.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s
not a spoiler, it’s a fact.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Statham is
the man.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He shoots lots of people in the
face, and beats quite a few up as well.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>The 2 hour run time is a bit much.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It moves very slow in parts.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Payback, which as much as it pains me to say, is a better film.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It actually makes a nice double feature.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I still recommend watching this, as it has
Statham and Chiklis.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Apprehensive Films are quickly becoming the go to company for independent horror films at a great price, and G-String Horror is no exception.<br />
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Its defiantly got a catchy title. And surprisingly for a low budget film it also has some good acting, and nice effective gore effects. Its about a film crew shooting a horror film in a supposedly haunted film palace, that was renovated into a strip club. Turns out it really is haunted, and the ghost, or demons, or whatever you call them are not happy, and take over the film.<br />
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As a rule I am not a huge fan of "Found Footage" style films, however this is slightly different, and by different I mean in a weird European way. Like a dream within a dream. Example, there is a demon chick in this film called Baby Doll. They call her this because she leave mutilated baby dolls wherever she goes. Why does she do this you ask. I have no clue, and truthfully I don't care. <br />
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This is a fun ride for fans of horror, and independent films. And like I said its from Apprehensive Films, who don't rape people for cash like some companies do. You can pick this up for the low price of $12.95 Check it out!<br />
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<strong>Overall 3 out of 5 stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-20151462105705912812013-03-29T18:28:00.002-07:002013-03-29T18:28:39.794-07:00Avenging Force<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Michael Dudikoff, who proves you don't have to know how to act to make a living in Hollywood teams up with his American Ninja buddy Steve James in this action packed low budget piece of cinema gold.<br />
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Dudikoff is Matt Hunter, a former Intelligence Officer taking care of his little sister. he visits his buddy Larry, played by James, and finds out hes been getting death threats from a gang know as Pentangle. Turns out there a right wing group that Larry encountered and stopped back when he was in the service. They like to hunt down humans for sport. Right there, that's all you need. Hunting people always means good.<br />
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They kidnap Dudikoffs sistser and all hell breaks lose. Unfortunately there are no ninjas in this film, but its still a great action packed 90 minutes. Worth watching.<br />
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Overall 3 out of 5 Stars!CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-71772550339677554442013-03-29T17:59:00.000-07:002013-03-29T17:59:27.789-07:00Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Abbott and Costello star as Wilbur, and Chick in this laugh riot send up of the old Universal Monster films. They play two baggage handlers who are given the task of delivering 2 packages to a local Horror House. Inside the boxes are the Frankenstein Monster, and Dracula's Coffin. Larry Talbot, you know, the Wolfman is trying to get them to stop them from delivering these as he knows they are real and not props.<br />
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I have loved this film ever sense I was a little kid, and I still love it to this day. There is a reason this is considered a timeless classic.<br />
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Overall 5 out of 5 Stars!CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-19722319485107991322013-03-27T04:53:00.000-07:002013-03-27T04:53:41.387-07:00The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Peter Weller stars as Buckaroo Banzai. Hes a scientist/Neuro surgeon/rock singer who, with his team, known as the Hong Kong Cavaliers must stop a threat from the 8th dimension.<br />
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See in this weird plot, John Lithgow plays the evil Dr Lizardo. He leads the Red Lectroids. There evil, and after the Oscillation Overthruster that Buckaroo has, as it can allow you to travel through solid matter. He is helped by a group of other aliens, who are all Jamaican. Plus he dates a chick named Penny Pretty.<br />
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Sound weird? Then picture Jeff Goldblum dressed like a cowboy. Yes, as in chaps, hat and all. The films makes little to know sense, and try's very hard to be cooler than it actually is. However, it is different, and kind of fun in its own quirky way. Worth a look!<br />
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Overall 2 out of 5 Stars!CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-50221294817947589872013-03-25T18:36:00.002-07:002013-03-25T18:37:31.936-07:00The Adventures of Baron Munchausen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Some fool gave Terry Gilliam a ton of cash to make this horrible mess of a film. Its about Baron Munchausen. It takes place in the 18th century. He and his crew go on a quest to save their kingdom from invading Turks.<br />
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They go to the moon, get eaten by a sea monster, and other really exciting things. I say that in sarcasm. Good special effects do not help this overly long (over 2hr) film. Its just horrible. However fans of Gilliam will tell you how great it is. There wrong. Watch it if you cant sleep. Its sure to cure insomnia. If you really need to sleep have a double feature with the equally as awfull Eric The Viking!<br />
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<strong>Overall 1 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-67237435146695130102013-03-25T18:21:00.002-07:002013-03-25T18:21:42.745-07:00The Adventures of Ford Fairlane<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Andrew "Dice" Clay stars as Ford Fairlane a Rock n Roll detective in one of the funniest raunchy humor comedies ever made. Hes hired by Gilbert Godfreed, Priscella Presley, and Wayne Newton to track down a groupie named Zu Zu Pedels. She used to date a heavy metal singer named Bobby Black who was murdered.<br />
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Dice does a great job, as the crude, shock detective. Lauren Holly plays his assistant, Robert Englund is the seemingly unstoppable hit man after Ford, and Ed O'Neil plays a former disco duck who's now a detective on the same case. The case has something to do with bootleg CD's. <br />
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What the film really is, is a showcase of Dices comic act, as he was the hottest comic out there at the time. Raunchy, crude, over the top, and directed by Renne Harlen. What more do you need?<br />
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<strong>Overall 4 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-40918113612763459652013-03-25T18:12:00.001-07:002013-03-25T18:12:50.990-07:00The Adventures of Captain Marvel<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I love serials, and this is one of my favorites. Its the story of a boy named Bill Batson, who, while on an expedition meets a wizard named Shazam who give him the power to transform into the super hero Captain Marvel.<br />
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He must protect the Golden Scorpion Idol. The idol contains 5 lenses, that when combined can form the most powerful weapon on earth. The scientists who find it divide them up to protect the world. Unfortunately a villain named The Scorpion is after them and its up to our hero Captain Marvel to stop them. This DVD contains all 12 episodes of the original serial.<br />
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Overall 3 out of 5 Stars!CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-44055483448027495542013-03-23T19:06:00.001-07:002013-03-23T19:06:27.559-07:00Action Jackson<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Carl Weathers from Rocky fame stars as Action Jackson, a tough cop who was busted down a few ranks after braking the arm of Craig T Nelsons son. Nelson is the bad guy who is killing off union reps or something. It doesn't make much sense to be honest. But then again who cares.<br />
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Jackson teams up with Vanity after he is framed for the murder of Nelsons wife, played by a young and hot Sharon Stone. Weathers is fantastic in the role, as is Nelson, and quite frankly the entire cast. This is a fun ride from beginning to end which features a good fight between Nelson and Weathers in the climax. Like the title says Action!<br />
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<strong>Overall 3 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-46043474636582604412013-03-23T18:59:00.000-07:002013-03-23T18:59:36.392-07:00Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This is, to date, the only sequel Jim Carrey has ever done. He probably realized how much this stunk and smartened up. This film shows how to take a good character and just ruin it in 90 minutes.<br />
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Ace is in a monastery after letting a squirrel fall to its death in a Cliffhanger spoof scene. He comes out of retirement to track down a white bat, the sacred symbol of an African Tribe. Same toilet humor as the first, but this time it falls flat. Not funny what so ever. Avoid.<br />
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<strong>Overall 1 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-71110377813947767922013-03-23T18:54:00.000-07:002013-03-23T18:54:55.623-07:00Ace Ventura Pet Detective<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This is not only the breakout role for Jim Carrey but one of the funnies films ever made. Carrey stars as Ace Ventura, a detective who deals in missing pets. One night the Miami Dolphins mascot Snowflake, a dolphin is stolen, and hes hired by Courtney Cox to get her back.<br />
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What follows is 90 minuets of hilarity as Ace must not only rescue the Dolphin but Dan Marino as well. Jim Carrey making his ass sing, a montage of him tracking down players, and the greatest Crying Game scene in film make this a winner, and surprisingly fun for all ages. Don't worry little ones wont get the bad jokes.<br />
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<strong>Overall 4 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-10581387712403172782013-03-23T17:00:00.000-07:002013-03-23T17:05:24.266-07:00Above The Law<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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No not the one starring the great Steven Segals, but the one starring the great Cynthia Rothrock. Rothrock as a cop who is after Yuen Biao, a lawyer who decides to go after criminals after his family is murdered. She soon realises hes one of the good guys and the two team up to bring a crime syndicate down.<br />
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Amazing fight scenes to say the least. Including a jaw dropping one with Rothrock battling it out against Karen Sheapard in an mall under construction. Don't miss this one, as its one of the best Kung Fu films out there! I'm not saying its better than the Seagal Above The Law film, but lets face it, it is.<br />
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<strong>Overall 4 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-11750183667542095622013-03-23T16:51:00.001-07:002013-03-23T17:04:46.044-07:00Abby<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Abby has been called allot of things, most prominently a rip off of the Exorcist. That's not really fair as this is actually a good film, where as the Exorcist sucks. Abby is about a counselor, named Abby who get possessed by a crossroads demon her father freed while on an exhibition<br />
She becomes evil and horny as its a sexual demon. So her dad has to come home and perform an exorcism. This is a good Blaxploitation film, and just a fun film in general. Like I said I don't like to compare it to the Exorcist because I like this one.<br />
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<strong>Overall 3 out of 5 Stars!</strong>CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4027469092137332256.post-88653489844240543082013-03-22T09:32:00.001-07:002013-03-22T09:32:39.529-07:00Special Announcement I have been toying with the idea of making a film review book for a few years now. Starting this weekend I will begin that project. As book go in alphabetical order I will begin sharing reviews on here from A-Z starting Monday!CJGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01223740184508668519noreply@blogger.com0