Colombiana

Plot Synopsis: A young woman, after witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota, grows up to be a stone-cold assassin.

The skinny as all hell Zoe Saldana, who looks like Mike Tyson on crack stars in the film as a girl who watches her parents get killed when shes little.  She escapes and comes to live in America where she trains to be an assassin.  Sounds basic, it is.  The opening scene where the hit squad kills her parents and chases her down is great.  The first act of her as an adult killing a guy in prison is fantastic too.  To bad there is still about 1 hour to go.  One long boring as shit hour.  I fell asleep twice.
  Zoe should eat a few cheeseburgers so she can bulk up to lets say 75 lbs.  She would look better.  That's my only advise to her.  My advise to you is to watch on cable.  Don't buy the disc.

Overall 1 out of 5 stars!